What an absolute disaster of a stay. If you’re looking for a relaxing night away, I’d strongly suggest looking elsewhere — unless, of course, your idea of luxury is a shower that turns the bathroom into a swimming pool.
The TV came without a remote, presumably because we were expected to entertain ourselves by staring at the walls. Everything that had been painted looked like it had simply been painted over rather than properly maintained. A fresh coat of paint apparently counts as refurbishment here.
The bathroom was another experience altogether. The sink looked like it was literally hanging on for dear life, and the toilet seat wouldn’t even stay up. At this point, we weren’t sure whether we were staying in a hotel or taking part in a DIY survival challenge.
The room itself was at such an angle that I genuinely felt like I’d stepped into Alice in Wonderland, and the air conditioning was basically non-existent.
Overall, we genuinely felt ripped off. We absolutely did not get what we paid for, and the whole experience was incredibly disappointing.
If the aim was to create an unforgettable experience, congratulations — unfortunately, it’s unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.
Definitely not worth the money, and we won’t be returning.