From the moment we checked in, it was clear this hotel had no interest in making a good impression. Our first room had carpeting so stained and questionable, it looked like a wild frat party was just there. We immediately requested a different room, only to find the second one marginally better.
There were six of us in the room — yet only two plastic cups and one travel-sized bottle of shampoo. I may not run a hotel, but I do know that basic amenities for paying guests shouldn’t feel like a game of Survivor.
As a final insult, when we took the kids to the pool, there were no towels available. We asked the front desk, who kindly assured us someone would bring them. Twenty minutes later, still dripping and towel-less, we had to drag our soaking wet (and shivering) children back through the hotel.
To sum it up: if you enjoy low standards, empty promises, and a touch of mild hypothermia — this is the place for you.