Two upsides: the towels were clean and interior AC unit blew directly on the bed
Otherwise:
1. The bed had a horrible divot in it and was not comfortable at all. Rolled straight into the divot with no hope of getting out.
2. The seal on the mini fridge door was busted, so that didn't work.
3. The head of the bed (sans a headboard) was up against the wall, under a window, so when the sun came up, the light was right in my eyes.
4. I could clearly hear everything going on the hallway and down on the street with lots of street noise late into the night.
5. No hairdryer.
6. No ice.
7. Walls of the hotel room were all banged up and they obviously didn't care about the appearance of the room.