Short version… save your money, buy a sleeping bag and sleep outside in the street. You’ll have a more comfortable stay.
*Main issues we found with this excuse of a hotel:
*£20 cash deposit for the key?!?
*No shower gel/shampoo
*Dirty room
*Hair and god knows what else in the bed
*Tiny room
*Shower didn’t drain due to more hair and detritus clogging the drain, so the shower tray overflows into the tiny bathroom
*Breakfast at a different venue, which during our 2 night stay wasn’t available, so we were given “vouchers” (a laminated map) to the very same venue which was shut?!??
*Unhelpful/rude front desk staff
*Dubious electrics in room - the kettle took some plug jiggling to operate successfully
*Tiny bed - I’m 6”1 and couldn’t lay on it without “dangle foot”. - laying on it due to not really wishing to sleep “in” a bed full of hair and possible diseases.
The single positive I can find about this squat, was that there was an operational desk fan in the room. We stayed during a heatwave and unsurprisingly, the room didn’t have air con. There were some operational clothes hangers included in the room’s less than adequate facilities too, but the sort of random collection you’d find at a post-jumble sale tip run.
There isn’t the facility to award less than one star (I’d like to invent the concept and name it “brown hole”, as other physical brown holes would just about sum up this hotel).
Stay here at your own risk, or give £120 to a local crack head and sleep in a hedge.