Booked a hotel room far in advance, had requested several things including a non-smoking room. But it turned out that the hotel only had flexible type rooms which meant people were allowed to smoke there.
Asked to change to a similar room but there weren't any because they were all flexible types. If you wanted a non-smoking room, upgrade to the type above and have to pay again. Like it or not, you had to upgrade because your wife couldn't stand the smell of cigarettes and was tired after a 5-hour trip. Which upgraded room had cockroaches?