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I did not want to leave

The buffet felt less like a fresh dining experience and more like a systematic recycling operation. At the beginning of the week there was fresh fruit laid out nicely. As the days went by, that same fruit seemed to reappear in a different form. By the end of the week it had quietly turned into a rather sad fruit salad, clearly assembled from pieces that had already spent a bit too long on display. The vegetables were equally uninspiring. The broccoli appeared to be simply boiled and left exactly like that. No salt, no butter, no garlic, no seasoning whatsoever. Just plain green florets with almost no flavor at all. The potatoes followed the same philosophy: boiled, bland and completely forgettable. The pork was worse. It was not properly cooked through, which should never happen at a buffet. Pork must be fully cooked, and serving it undercooked is simply not acceptable. The fish also seemed suspiciously familiar, looking exactly like the same fish that had been sitting on the buffet earlier, just rearranged and presented again. What made the situation even more ironic was the daily “theme” dinners. Each evening was advertised with a different concept. One example was “Mexican Fiesta.” In reality it was exactly the same food as every other day. The only thing that made it “Mexican” was that a few tortillas and some chopped onions were placed next to the same dishes already served all week. That was the entire fiesta. To be fair, the staff working in the dining area were

Food was great and varied,, house keeping staff were brilliant especially Isobel silva Pools were clean but cold Staff at reception were brilliant The only down side I could find was the beds were too hard and very worn, and could do with replacing. Overall a great place to stay but be aware on-site parking is 10 euros a day and the room safe is 19 euros a week ???? But if you want a good clean and well staffed hotel Look no further.

The staff were by far some of the friendliest people we've ever met! They were extremely accommodating and made our stay feel seamless from start to finish. Thank you for giving us the best Madeiran experience! We will be back!

We loved staying at this hotel! Staff was friendly, room was really nice and clean. I would definitely stay here again.

All good except I had to pay for a room safe

The room was clean, the view beautiful and the staff friendly ! Food was not incredible, but the buffet was varied, different every night and you could always find something!

Tolles Ambiente, Herrliche Aussicht aufs Meer

Huoneet siistit, ystävällinen henkilökunta ja monipuoliset valikoimat aamupalalla,lounaalla ja illallisella.Olimme toista kertaa tässä hotellissa, ensimmäinen kerta 2024 ja toinen kerta 2025 joulukuun alussa.

We had a wonderful time here and can’t wait to go back! We spent 5 days here as part of our honeymoon and loved it. We spent our mornings out on tours and the hotel packed lunches for us to take with, and our afternoon by the pool sipping sangria. Can’t go wrong with that! It’s a very small resort but it made it that much better - laid back, quiet, good selection of food options for me that were gluten free, and friendly staff

Ocean view is amazing, lots todo and tour around. Sunset was beautiful. Overall amazing stay!

Unfortunately, we had issues during our stay in this hotel. 1st day we had cockroaches in the bathroom and the bedroom. The guy in the front desk was very helpful, he transfered us to another room. Then, they said that room was booked and they moved us to another room on the next day. We moved to that other room. However, we had cockroaches too. And, then we saw a Geckos on the curtain of the bedroom. The hotel is beautiful and the stuff are very friendly and welcoming and the entertainment team were great but such a hotel should be very clean specially inside the rooms. Cockroaches and Geckos can't be inside the bedrooms. That is too bad.

Hotel muito bom, boa estrutura. Excelente café da manha, o buffet de jantar é bom, mas podia ser melhor... A estadia da direito a duas noites de jantar a la carte, mas nem todos os pratos estão disponíveis, devendo o hóspede pagar a diferença... Seria melhor se fosse só uma noite com tudo incluído. Mas no geral o hotel é muito bom e vale a estadia!!!

Staff good and welcoming

The ocean was visible from our room and the area was lovely!! Completely recommend it!!

Very friendly staff, excellent room with great beach view. It was also very clean. Nice kid's pool if you have childreen. I would book again for sure.

Freundliches Personal. Einrichtung ist toll, es gibt einen Ping-Pong Tisch, Tischfussball sowie einen Billard. Das Zimmer wurde jedoch nicht immer sauber gereinigt. Viele Auswahlmöglichkeiten beim essen.

GREAT

The front facing staff were, with one exception, very friendly and helpful. We had adjoining rooms and in both of the bathrooms the paint was peeling off in parts, the shower pressure could have been better as could the quality of towels. The bedroom areas were both nice after benefitting from some upgrading work, although the house keeping could improve. The supply of food was very generous but a little repetitive, one of the a la carte choices was first class, and for us, the drinks were good. On the whole, we had a very relaxing stay which I would rate as average, nothing awful but nothing amazing either. There is obviously a programme of improvements underway with the property and once completed this will enhance the overall experience of guests.

This property was beautiful and the food was amazing. The staff were very friendly and there were activities scheduled daily to keep the resort guests engaged and having fun.