No smoke detector, just wires hanging out of the ceiling.  Bathroom faucet looser than a three on the tree in an old Chevy.  30 year old blackened linoleum with a gap big enough for the people downstairs to climb through.  Cigarette burns on the original equipment bathroom vanity and discolored tub.  Herd of wildebeest running wild in and around 313...meth much?   Other than that, don't set your expectations too high for a $75 room.  The La Quinta and Hampton were sold out, so ya get what ya get!!