My room just behind the reception, I can hear everyone check-in processing. The service ‘not hotel’ standard.

房間太少，而且行李只能放到地上，然後就沒有空間行走。房間的窗是向酒店大堂，無時無刻都要拉上窗簾，否則毫無私隱；窗子不能打開，房內只有一台彷舊式風扇，十分嘈吵，不開的話整間房間就很焗促。不過對於酒店其他方面，還算滿意；從Centraal Station乘Tram no.17只需約20分鐘，步行3分鐘就可以到酒店；酒店設計十分特別，真的是完全符合酒店的名稱；酒店裡的酒吧有提供泰式食品，味道不錯！ 整體來說，基本上所有的東西都尚算滿意，但不建議攜帶大型行李的旅客入住此酒店，因為房間實在太少

早餐推薦，一定要特別訂購早餐品嘗，麵包相當好吃。 住這裡最好以一種入住青年旅館心態，雖然客房均獨立，但房間不大。 這旅館主要強調人與人之間於各種空間型態的交流，所以入住期間建議儘量讓自己別待在自己房間裡，這應該也是本旅館設計的中心思想。

Amazing location and great staff

Very clean fresh white sheets very comfy bed, Lovely warm room , good plentiful breakfast Very freindly staff , the room was just as described ( Library ) with a large arched window, close to tram stop and fabulous patisseri

Habitación incómoda. Hotel lindo. Gente amable

Todo bien, solo que la habitación un poco incómoda

Clean room very peaceful would recommend

Great room for price. Very quiet and very safe! Great budget option and comfy beds!

Hotel Not Hotel is a truly unique and refreshing experience in Amsterdam. The entire concept is delightfully quirky, making the stay an adventure in itself. Beyond the fun design, the staff were absolutely fabulous—incredibly friendly and helpful, making us feel right at home. It’s also fantastic value for money, offering a great price for a one-of-a-kind stay with exceptional service. I wouldn't hesitate to book here again!

Staff are very helpful and professional. Hotel locations is walking distance to the tram

Checked in late to find my mattress was not only filthy with large stains & loose hairs, but smaller stains consistent with the presence of bedbugs. I took a photo of this horror show of a mattress & showed the late night staff, saying I did not want to sleep in that bed. They told me they wouldn't want to sleep in it either & that there were no other rooms available. They told me I should speak to the manager when he arrives in the morning about a refund. As it was late & I didn't want to walk around all night, I tried to sleep on the floor to avoid the bed & possible bugs. The floor was hard, the room was freezing and I couldn't stop worrying about bringing bedbugs home so I slept for about 20 minutes. When I spoke to the manager, he told me that their rule is only to issue a refund if I have any bites; the fact that they have a bedbug refund rule indicates to me that this is a regular issue. Another hotel guest noted that many recent reviews mention bedbugs; the manager said "you should always read the reviews before booking". How's about just not having bedbugs at your hotel so I don't need to read all the reviews to know to avoid it? Also lots of leaks from pipes in the common area. Despite all of the bedbug reviews elsewhere, somehow there are none on this site so let me be the one to tell you if you are reading this - take the manager's own advice, go read the other reviews and DO NOT book this hotel. It looks cool & would be fun if it was clean, but sadly it is NOT.

Staff were very accomodating

La habitación estuvo agradable

La atención del personal fue buena pero no excelente, lo que nos hace poner esta calificación fue que despertamos con piquetes de chinches lo cua nos enoja bastante debido a que como es posible que tengan tan poco atención en eso, no se queden aquí

Buena atención soporte en todo momento. Las escaleras al segundo piso son un poco pequeñas y peligros para bajar pero cuestión de tener cuidado.

Hotel limpo estrutura legal ótima localização, fiquei em um quarto privativo tinha cama banheiro e pia OK porém era muito pequeno o espaço , até para andar e nenhuma prateleira, é uma boa opção pra quem vai somente para dormir e não leva muitas coisas pois é horrível mexer em qualquer mala ou mochila dentro do quarto pela falta de espaço.

Accueil chaleureux

The breakfast should be included

The host was really friendly! We had a great time! Will definitely stay there again.