The Salty Shack – Lancelin
Arrived after 9pm, ready to flop on the couch with a cuppa… only to find no milk. Apparently, $185 a night doesn’t include a $3 bottle from IGA. The sofa was there, but it looked like it had survived a few beach parties — stains included.
Parking was like a treasure hunt in the dark, except the treasure was a narrow strip on the side of the drive because the backyard is fenced off. Bring a torch, a sense of humour, and maybe a tape measure if you’ve got more than one car.
Inside, the place was clean. Outside, not so much. Think weeds, tired plastic chairs, and a yard that’s given up on its dreams. The photos online must’ve been taken on its wedding day, because we did not see that version.
It’s a shame, because with a little love this place could be fantastic. A tidy yard, a couple of fresh outdoor chairs, a working light or two for late arrivals, and a small welcome basket with basics would make a huge difference. Even a few potted plants could lift the whole feel.
Good location if you’re here for the beach, but for the price, I’d expect a warmer welcome, less shabby surrounds, and a couch that doesn’t tell a story in stains. As it stands, the “Salty” in the name isn’t just about the sea breeze.