What would you say when you had to sleep in the park because the owner is to lazy or drunk to let you in? RS

Authentic local experience. Very affable hosts. However, outside court is dirty and neighbours are very noisy. Old and dirty couch. No table clothes on tables inside nor in court. Area and apartment run down and not as described in pictures. Very different vibe from pictures. Dog in court apartment constantly barking in annoying high pitch and adjacent neighbour always coughing and spitting loudly. Quite unappealing and gross. I do not smoke and neighbours’ smoke from cigarettes, whether in court or adjacent apartment, can be smelled vividly in apartment. Hosts are very nice but should update photos to be more realistic and describe surroundings more honestly.

The perfect place to stay in Alfama!