Where to begin. Did online check-in, provided credit card. Owed property $114.33 resort fee and taxes for three nights (for 2 rooms, $228.66 total. Expedia had been paid directly for the rooms when I reserved). Credit card hit for $689.46 9 hours before check-in. Complained at check-in, charge reversed and told fees/taxes would be waived. Ten minutes later, hit with $606.38 charge! Complained, charge reversed. Within 12 hours hit with $492.05 charge. Complained and put in dispute. Reversed. Next day hit with $385.55 charge. This one stuck and is now in dispute!
Lost all water at 3AM first night, water back by 8:30 AM. Took shower 2nd night, drain of tiny stall shower is clogged! Some water on BR floor. Next morning told clerk I needed room made-up and drain cleared. Didn't happen. No towels, no drain cleared, nothing! They claimed you needed to request it, but duh, I did!
My daughters room smelled so bad she asked to have it changed 1st night. Nothing available. Second night, nothing available. Finally, before last night of three-night stay, they made her move out of the room so they could "clean it" and gave her another room!
Last day in lobby we started booking an Uber to LGA. Desk clerk said they worked with a limo service, $65 to LGA. At LGA driver asks for $82.50!!!
No caffeinated coffee in room or at Breakfast. Ask at desk, "there is a delivery tomorrow". Next day, SSDD.
Consider Subway or bench in Central Park before you choose to stay here!