Wow This the 1st Holiday Inn we have stayed at that offered a room with smoke detector wires hanging from the ceiling. But best of all was the phone that had no cord to connect it to the wall and no wall outlet we could find.
But on the bright side as the shower water was starting to warm up, our room ran completely out of hot water, so I was wide awake rinsing my hair and body in bone chilling water. I would have called down, but we had a phone, but it was not attached to anything
We informed the desk about the phone and smoke alarm on day one, on day two both issues had not been addressed and on day to is when we found out that they save energy buy not heating a lot of water, so they don't waist power. I think the above is true as I have never not had NO hot water at 9:00 AM in any place inside the US ever.