Well well well, where do I start. Honestly part of this was on me, I didn’t look at the reviews of the hotel before booking. A room that just about fit a double bed in along side a bathroom with a toilet that was about an inch from the wall (no room to wipe). The bed felt like I was on a trampoline with the amount of springs bouncing me up as I went to lay down. Honestly though all round pretty clean but more of a surface level clean if you get me. The shower pressure, or lack there of was interesting. It felt like I was on a very lack lustre water ride at Disneyland. More damn than wet getting out of the shower. Okay now onto the good stuff…
The fact that there were ear plugs on the bedside table was a sign of bad things to come. However, the one redeeming factor was that the TV went pretty loud. It honestly helped to drown out the sound of the terrible music selection down stairs in the club that is attached to the hotel. Having to go through a bouncer & a night club line to get into the hotel was a first for me but honestly quite funny. A couples and those earplugs + the TV volume at about 40 you’ll be alright!
The staff were lovely, no issues at all! A funny story but the next time I book a spot I know to look in the reviews first to see if the hotel is attached to a night club or not.