Absolute dump. Reeked of ganja and fried chicken. The area felt more like a war zone of 3rd world imports. Unsafe, unclean, and nothing like a hotel. To be fair, it was technically a hotel, but closer to a live action set off Banged Up Abroad. I checked out within the hour and never went back.
Do you want me to push it more toward darkly funny, or keep it straight savage?