Bathroom too small to use the sink without the door in your way, very uncomfortable, old mattress, towels smell like vinegar, room smelled of rot and feces, adjoining doors transfer fully audible conversations from next door, fire alarm went off 3 times in 4 days leading to much lost sleep and when made to evacuate there was no security at the muster point to keep the zombie crackheads from harassing partially clothed guests, putting people in further danger.
All for the low price of $800/night with a generous gold upgrade for a mere $179/night.