Sebastián
with Children
2.0
/10
Reviewed 15 week(s) ago
Expedia Group verified review
Where do I start .... The open-concept, ceiling-less bathroom is the creation of a brillant yet psychopath, deranged and misanthropic mind... Companies would wish their product was as sticky as the tables in the front desk. Ah... The front desk... Futuristic! As after an apocalypse... There are no humans...
The air you breath inside the rooms is a test of endurance. Or a death penalty for asmathic ppl.
The self-distributor key is an ATM's worst nightmare. It's what ATMs dreams when they have a nightmare.
Built in floor is lava game available at any time.
Pros: the water pressure is fantastic
Cons: everything else?
Recommended for divorcing couples (Final nail in the coffin), spoiled children (they'll learn)
On the other hand, this hotel makes you appreciate the little things in life. Like if you are alive After the experience.
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