This hotel was a low point in my travel history.
The room was decorated in a very dated fashion and needed a refresh. It featured "quirky" details such as very wonky power switches and a stiff, squeaky door.
The worst aspects, though, were the portable air conditioner and the bed. Although we were warned about the portable air conditioner before arrival, nothing could have prepared us for the noise it made. It was too loud to use during the day, let alone at night. Not that we would have needed to, since the air conditioner was "installed" in the window using corflute and duct tape. Not only was it not a flush fit, so freezing air came into the room through the gaps, but on a particularly windy night, there was a loud intermittent "whistling" (more like the sound an elephant makes) caused by the wind getting trapped in the gap.
The bed was extremely squeaky, which, when I reported it to the front desk, was told: "This is the first I'm hearing this." I asked them to look at the bed while we were out, which I'm confident they didn't, since it was just as squeaky that night. I played a recording of this to the general manager the following morning, explaining how that and the noise in the window had kept me awake all night, and her response was, "You seem like you're expecting some kind of outcome." Her suggested outcome was a $25 CAD Amazon card.
Genuinely the worst stay in any hotel I've visited anywhere in the world, including developing countries.