Andrew
2.0
/10
Reviewed 14 week(s) ago
Expedia Group verified review
Avoid this place at all costs. I rarely write reviews but I have to warn people about this place. When I got there, I drank from the "purified" potable water they put in the rooms - terrible idea. I woke up in the middle of the night in excruciating pain, nauseous, fever, vomiting every 10 minutes. Had an absolutely brutal first 2-3 days because of that food poisoning.
The staff was completely unhelpful - I asked their 24/7 digital concierge if they could bring me some water because I couldn't get out of bed. They declined, just offering that I could spend $120 for some therapeutic healing ritual. I continued begging them, and eventually they said they could bring a bottle of water I could purchase (the regular drinkable water which is normally free for everyone, that I was asking for, was literally like 50 feet from my door, but nope, gotta gouge the sick person). Even then it took them 3 hours, by which time I had already crawled (literally, it took like 45 minutes) down the street to the pharmacy to get water.
After I recovered, it was still awful. Multiple nights at ~10pm someone would start this insanely loud yardwork, and I had to come out and shout over it to ask them to stop. On what planet is that a reasonable thing to do at a hotel at 10pm?? On weeknights also. And it wasn't some one-off contractor, the people clearly worked with the hotel regularly.
I'd been traveling around central america for about a year, and this was far and away the worst experience.
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