First problem: finding the self-parking. It is hidden by a concrete block - you have the feeling you are going on a sidewalk.
Then, lo and behold, the parking indicates complete. I had to back off from that very awkward alleyway, as a boom lift was blocking the side road.
After running in circles for 20 minutes, finally found another parking. Walked all the way to the hotel. And there I was told by the lobby that the parking was in fact not full - it was their way to save space for customers.
"Tomorrow, just talk to us, we'll get you in".
Went to sleep. Woke up really early because the curtain really doesn't do a good job blocking the sun. Also, the AC is noisy, so it kept waking me up all night. The room has clearly seen better days.
The wifi? Doesn't work reliably either. Either very slow or it "skips".
The next night, I tried to park again. Waited over 10 minutes for someone to show up at reception - you see, they expect you to self-check. Most of the time, the reception is not manned.
Then, a lady tells me to go speak with the valet, who is actually managing all of the parking. So, basically, self-service and valet are the same thing - which opens the doors to a lot of shenanigans in my mind, with self-service parking being conveniently not available.
When I had her notice that no one was manning that desk either, she told me that they must be parking someone.
I had enough by that time.
They decided to go down market. There are better options in that area.