Lorne Coachman Inn

Very cheap motel. Ok if you can cope with poor bed and shabby room. Rooms definitely need a makeover. Customer service was zero. Had to wait ages for someone to come and give us a key. Nobody on reception.

The parking and location were the only good things about this accommodation. Arrival at 4:30 with no one to check us in, then being handed keys through a gap in the door and pointed where the room is. Room smelt stale/musty. Pillow cases had stains on them (granted they looked like the person that changed the bed had a cut on their finger, not un changed). There was dirty cups and folks in the cupboards and draws - dirty like someone drank coffee then just put them back in the cupboard without washing. Lots of cobwebs and dust, stains on the walls in the bathroom like someone had been coughing on the toilet and the wall wasn’t clean. Rooms really felt like the sheets were changed and the bare minimum cleaning had been done such as just a vacuum. Won’t stay again and wouldn’t recommend.

Very close to everything with a comfortable bed and spa bath.

Run down and dirty

The shower head kept falling down, I couldn’t even wash my hair. Taps were extremely sensitive to temperature. Cobwebs everywhere! All over the ceilings around the windows. No bathroom bench to put your toothbrush. Front blind broken and difficult to open in the morning. Avoid!

Walking into the room was an attack on the senses. Mould on the bathroom ceiling, thick cob webs on the kitchen window which didnt open worn out and sagging bed and sofa but worst of all was the the pungent stench of the carpet. This place needs to be shut down!!!!!!!.

I liked that we could get a room at 8.30 pm. Very tricky reception Chinese gentleman using translator app on phone. To communicate. On arrival at room kitchen floor area was wet. All plugs removed from sockets. No electricity blankets. Plus the sheets felt damp. Ended up sleeping on top of bed. They do need to lift the standard. But for 85 dollars- can’t expect much.

Average room. Smelt like cigarettes

Grim. There are better places in Lorne. Give this one a miss.

ROOMS WERE SHABBY AND WHOLE PLACE NEEDS A COMPLETE MAKEOVER

Beautiful spot overlooking the caravan park, it’s cheap so it’s expected they have not put much work into it over it’s time.. bit old few ants but comfortable bed and staff were pleasant! Would recommend for the cheaper budget!

I like that the units have kitchenettes. It’s close to the river, beach and supermarket.

Parking was ok. Bed was ok. Location was good. The facilities were very poor, not particularly clean and the reception stunk of cigarettes. The amenities consisted of a small plastic bowl, 2 spoons, one teaspoon and two knives and forks. No cooking utensils or sharp knife. No laundry facilities and despite putting our please clean our room sign out, we had nothing done and dirty towels still in the bathroom. Air conditioning didn't work. The place would have been ok in Vietnam or Cambodia but not acceptable for Australia

We got what we paid for. Room was adequate and clean enough.

The room was fine and reasonably well appointed. Staff were rude, no customer service at all. Not sure if owners run it or employed manager but zero customer service. Shame as good location and nice enough place for the price.

Beautiful area

The property is very run down and needs some capital spent. Room cleanliness was very poor.

We chose the property for the lower price point but we felt the beds could’ve been more comfortable and it could’ve been a little bit cleaner but on the whole good value for money

I was not able to connect my phone to the Wi Fi I was unsure how to use the TV

Shocking. Reception locked at 3pm when i got there. Had to wait for someone to open. Person didnt speak english. Rooms smelt. Outdated and damaged furntiure