We don't normally bother reviewing, but this stands out as a place we will talk about for years for how awful it was.
We were disappointed from the moment we arrived. Don't be fooled by the peaceful pictures, there is a fast/busy road out the front. We chose this place because the website said it could accommodate dietary requests. We booked months ago and emailed at the time of the booking to say we were vegan. When we arrived, they had changed the menu the day before. 1 sad choice only meant that we would not be booking an evening table. We did have drinks on the patio area which smelt faintly of drains.
In the room there was a red fingernail on the floor and, on unfolding the towel, brown stains. We would not normally bother to mention this.
Next morning at breakfast we asked about soya milk/marg. The waitress said "has been popular" but came back empty handed. We could have vegan sausage, but otherwise the breakfast is not worth it, fo us (still no soya milk/marg on day 2).
The waitress said there was a problem with our payment card (looking puzzled that *all* the expedia cards seemed not to work - which I now think is a ruse). Went back to the room to get the physical credit card, and then stupidly left the key in the room.
Turns out, no spare. This is a duty of care for a hotel (what if customer collapsed in room, or there was a fire?). We spent 2+ hours waiting, just left abandoned to sit. Then they implied it was our fault they had no spare key. Fawlty Towers.