CitiClub Hotel Melbourne

They claim to be a 4-star hotel. They are not. Their website boasts “a relaxing boutique hotel” — adorable, if you find sleepless nights relaxing. The “tea and coffeemakers” are a plastic kettle and instant coffee. “Room service available” means a vending machine in the foyer. Breakfast? None. Just a friendly suggestion to “try a local café.” The “on-site restaurant” is a nightclub with deafening music, sticky floors, and patrons who think balance is optional. The lobby is tiny, gloomy, and guarded by nightclub security who look puzzled that you’re holding luggage, not a cocktail. Yes, the fine print mentions a nightclub — but not that it thumps beneath your bed until 5 a.m. The complimentary earplugs are more of an admission of guilt than a comfort. Return from dinner after 9 p.m.? You’ll be rerouted through the smelly carpark, weaving between drunk revellers and the occasional fight in the alley. After zero sleep, housekeeping twice burst in before 10:30 a.m., despite our confirmed noon checkout. No “Do Not Disturb” sign, naturally. The promised manager call never came. In short: this is not a 4-star hotel. It’s barely a 3-star — a Budget Rave and Sleep Deprivation Centre disguised as a “boutique experience.” Perfect if you enjoy instant coffee, no sleep, and being serenaded by subwoofers until dawn.

Air con not effective , extremely noisy with nightclub upstairs which they are not upfront about , very outdated rooms and bathrooms for price

Only advised that there was a nightclub next door on check-in. The solution was to provide ear plugs. Constant techno til 5am. The door next to the nightclub is open all night, where anyone can enter. You don’t need a swipe card to access your level, so security is an issue.

Good location!! Terrible noise from nightclub Turbo next door though. We didn’t sleep AT ALL till 5am until when they closed. Would never stay again!! Ear plugs do not cut it!! Read the red print people that’s all the way at the bottom of the booking !!

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The room was modern, the staff were helpful and all amenities worked. However the sheets were stained and there was hair in the bathroom. It was also incredibly loud but not surprising due to proximity to surrounding night clubs. Overall it was a lovely stay.

Noisy at night with nightclub

The staff were very nice and good service. However i forgot to read the reviews regarding the night club on the ground floor. I got a room in the 7th floor and still could hear the noise from the night club. Also the club closes at 5am so forget about a good nights sleep if you are not extremely tired.

Unfortunately for us, street roadwork / building trucks at 7am weren't too enjoyable. Them the breaks I suppose

For the price of the room it was great value, however the lack of overhead lighting made the room feel very dark & oppressive (relying on four scattered lamps) and lack of a big enough bottom sheet on the bed (two flat sheets only and the bottom sheet not being able to be tucked in) was a bit disappointing, again however the central location and overall price is fantastic. No in house restaurant or room service available however there is a mini mart underneath.

If you don’t mind nightclub music until 4.00am, then this hotel is for you. So loud you could even hear the words to the music and the DJ speaking.

The nightclub next door was unbearable. I didn’t sleep at all. Do not stay here if you value sleep

The nightclub downstairs doesn’t close till 5am thus sleeping is impossible

Great overnight stay. Very comfortable bed and a clean well prepared room. After reading some reviews I was a little apprehensive being a Saturday night but I found the quiet background beats very soothing and had no issues sleeping.

The staff were very nice and friendly! Great location.

Could not sleep until 4am due to thumping music from nightclub. Family trip became nightmare.

Really helpful when we needed to get a late check out

Affordable accommodation in a great spot with fabulous beds!

Everything is great but info about "parking available" are not free $10per hour